2. No, I don't know if that spot on your hand is cancerous. Don't get all offended when I tell you to call your doctor.
3. Postal services, stop being lazy and walk to the top of the steps. Don't leave my package on the 12th of 15 steps.
4. Weather, please stop effing with my lungs. 43 degrees at 8am 54 degrees at 9:30?? Ain't nobody got time for that.
5. Let's just stop the nonsense and stop acting like we're bffs on the rare occasions we do see each other. We're adults for cripes sakes.
6. Do not mess with my air conditioner settings.
7. If you don't want to hear my political rantings, which will crank up the next two years, then please let me know. I'll exclude you from those topics.
8. Yes, I have very weird conversations with my family, including the sexiness of Adam Levine. Just had one with my aunt, who is more like a cousin, my older cousin who is like a sister, and well...my dad. He agrees. Don't judge. Pe
9. FB people, please stop with the sharing 'my dad will stop drinking if I get a million likes' or 'my cancer will be cured.' It's bullshit. You're not doing anything to help anyone. I'm all for signing petitions that will make it to legislators from legitimate sources, but come on son. You really think daddy's going to give up drinking because of FB?
10. FB people, don't try to convert me either. If you keep doing it, not only will I try to convert you to my set of beliefs, but I'll set up a conversation with you about the wonder of the great Spaghetti Monster, which incidentally you can't prove isn't real either.
In closing,
Happy Sunday!!
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